Starkid Productions + Kisses

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toned-tanned-fit-andready:

the-war-inmymind:

all 46 excuses on my friends wall,

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a f*cking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

it’s not my fault

my auntie was killed

and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

THANK GOD THIS IS BACK

IT’S BACK

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irontemple:

deepthoughtsdeepersquats:

omfg

The last of the meowbenders

irontemple:

deepthoughtsdeepersquats:

omfg

The last of the meowbenders

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Ryan can’t stop smiling ;)

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terminallywhite:

lumos5001:

You have ten minutes to present your chosen skill.

you can just see the moment she decides “fuck this I will make you pay for what you have done”

Are we also just gonna ignore the fact that Peeta painted that in 10 FUCKING MINUTES. I can’t draw a fucking straight line in 10 minutes.

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sherlockedwithloki:

mischiefmanagedin221b:

please tell me i’m not the only one that went “butt-butt-butt-astronaut” at first

no you’re not because i went “shit-shit-shit-poodle”

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It’s my choice now, no matter what the test says.  Abnegation. Dauntless.  Erudite.  Divergent.

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Jennifer Lawrence, the second youngest Best Actress Oscar winner 

Jennifer Lawrence, the second youngest Best Actress Oscar winner 

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heckacute:

I touch myself whenever I think about you. More specifically, I rub my temples because I get a headache because you’re awful. 

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tivaness:

Psych: 2006 - 2014 | 8 Seasons | 119 Episodes | 1 Musical

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hi:

to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet

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givemeaclassykiss:

thesassyhoe:

this is in MD and I’m crying

hahahhahhha MD reppin and the best snap everrr 

givemeaclassykiss:

thesassyhoe:

this is in MD and I’m crying

hahahhahhha MD reppin and the best snap everrr 

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panicandstartariot:

buckybarrnes:

instead of worrying about how many followers you have, pretend that’s what year it is. 1942 followers? congratulations it’s world war II. 306? wow, constantine just became the leader of the roman empire. More than 2014? incredible you’re in the future

currently at: hey anybody wanna go to bethlehem, i hear there’s like a king baby idk maybe it’ll be fun

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I go to school in Washington, and I am from California. I'm close with my sisters and a few select people, but I've never felt like I need a ton of friends. Quality over quantity. I have strong opinions, but I like to listen. talk to me if you ever are bored!

"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it."
~Voltaire

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