i gottah… pull the thing.
I PULLED THE THING OH GOD!
Crows. Nature’s assholes
There’s totally another crow off-camera, egging him on.
"C’mon, Edgar. Do it. Do it, it’ll be fucking hilarious. Look, I’ve got my camera ready and everything."
"Fuck off, Alan. He’ll eat me. But… you’re right, it’d totally be hilarious."
"I KNOW RIGHT! DOOOO IIIT!"
"Ugh fine, but if he eats me it’s totally your fucking fault."
she did it for the vine
My friend’s dad used to work at a movie theatre where a lot of celebrities came to apparently and one time Tom Hanks came in and he was feeding tickets into the machine and couldn’t see anything so the guy up top was like “dude, that’s Tom Hanks” and her dad was like “yeah right if that’s Tom Hanks I’ll start eating these tickets” and Tom Hanks leans over the counter and whispers “start eating the tickets”
#I don’t know what’s more awkward #the fact that this several hundred year old Time Lord has run out of things to talk about other than a bench #or the fact that he’s sitting next to his wife while she’s still in the womb